Actual Signs Page 7

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SIGNS OF THE TIMES
~ Actual signs as reported ~
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Duncan Hines
Wept Here

Outside of dining hall at University of Richmond in Richmond, Virginia....

The above was replaced by one that read

Food like mother made before she learned to cook

B.C.'s Bail Bonds
Albuquerque, NM

We'll Get You Out of Jail
If It Takes 10 Years

Outside a beauty salon

On a latrine at a race track
in Illinois

DUMP STATION

On the interstate in South Carolina

BURN HEADLIGHTS WHILE USING WINDSHIELD WIPERS

SWIMMING OOL
(you will notice that
there is no "P" in our pool
- Let's keep it that way!!!)

Sign by pool

If the bank is closed,
just shove the money
under the door

In the window
of a bank

FLUSH 1

License plate for plumber on highway in N. Carolina

NO CHILDREN ALLOWED

Sign on door to Juvenile
Court Room in Winchester,
Virginia

In a shop window
in Richmond, Virginia

ANTIQUES
MADE TO ORDER

In a London Shop
window

Maternity Wear
For The Modern Miss

In front of a country
store in Arkansas

BEAGLES FOR SALE
NEW AND USED

Doctor Smellsy
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podiatrist
( Foot Specialist )

In Warren Michigan

Follow us, we strip.

On back of a furniture restorers van in Hyde Park, New York

Life is uncertain.
Eat your dessert first!

At an ice cream parlor

BEWARE
CROSS HOUSEWIFE!

On the front porch

I don't discriminate.
I hate everyone

A bumper sticker

Don't let worries kill you
let the church help

Outside the Rockland
United Methodist
Church in Belpre,
Ohio

We take care of all
of your panes

At a glass repair shop

Used by a health spa in California

PLEASE DON'T THROW
YOUR BUTTS IN OUR POOL
WE DON'T SWIM
IN YOUR ASHTRAY

On a pool

UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE SOLD
AT AUCTION

In a flea market booth

On a Shell Station

Heavenly cleaning
at down to earth prices

At Angels
cleaning service

Outside a muffler shop

This Job Is Exhausting

In a Liquor Store

For fun on the 4th,
Buy a 5th on the 3rd

Dead People's Things
For Sale

Outside an Antique Shop
in Florida

~ NOTICE ~
NO STAKING OR DIGGING WITHOUT WRITTEN APPROVAL

In a church cemetery
in the Florida
panhandle

In Missouri at Lake
Wappapello
is a road sign

* WARNING *
ROAD ENDS IN WATER

We may not have ice cream
but we have the best
Sundays in town!

Outside
a Lutheran Church
in Narberth, PA

The Bare Necessities

A lingerie shop
in Watertown, N Y

MY KARMA
JUST RAN OVER
YOUR DOGMA

A bumper sticker

A bumper sticker

If all else fails,
lower your standards

A street sign at an entrance
to a graveyard in Metuchen, NJ

Dead End

Telephone company ad

We got you by the calls

On a liquor store truck
in New York

Spirits Low?
Call Us!

On electrician's van
in Tamaqua, PA

Watts My Line

On a RV in Florida

BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE

Bumper Sticker

~ CAUTION ~
Driver legally blonde

Sign from a pub
in Ireland

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