Actual Signs Page 7
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PAGE 7
YET STILL MORE 
SIGNS OF THE TIMES 
 ~ Actual signs as reported ~
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Duncan Hines 
Wept Here
Outside of dining hall at University of Richmond in Richmond, Virginia....

 
The above was replaced by one that read
Food like mother made before she learned to cook

 
B.C.'s Bail Bonds
Albuquerque, NM
We'll Get You Out of Jail
If It Takes 10 Years

 
Outside a beauty salon

 
    On a latrine at a race track
in Illinois
DUMP STATION

 
On the interstate in South Carolina
BURN HEADLIGHTS WHILE USING WINDSHIELD WIPERS

 
SWIMMING   OOL
(you will notice that
there is no "P" in our pool
- Let's keep it that way!!!)
Sign by pool 

 
If the bank is closed,
just shove the money
under the door
In the window
of a bank

 
FLUSH 1
License plate for plumber on highway in N. Carolina

 
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED
Sign on door to Juvenile
Court Room in Winchester,
Virginia

 
In a shop window
in Richmond, Virginia
ANTIQUES
MADE TO ORDER

 
In a London Shop
window
Maternity Wear
For The Modern Miss

 
In front of a country
store in Arkansas
BEAGLES FOR SALE
NEW AND USED

 
Doctor Smellsy
~*~
podiatrist
( Foot Specialist )
 In Warren Michigan

 
Follow us, we strip.
On back of a furniture restorers van in Hyde Park, New York

 
Life is uncertain.
Eat your dessert first!
At an ice cream parlor 

 
BEWARE
CROSS HOUSEWIFE!
On the front porch

 
I don't discriminate.
I hate everyone
A bumper sticker

 
Don't let worries kill you
let the church help
Outside the Rockland
United Methodist
Church in Belpre,
Ohio

 
We take care of all
of your panes
At a glass repair shop 

 
Used by a health spa in California

 
PLEASE DON'T THROW
YOUR BUTTS IN OUR POOL
WE DON'T SWIM
IN YOUR ASHTRAY
On a pool

 
UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE SOLD
AT AUCTION
In a flea market booth

 
On a Shell Station

 
Heavenly cleaning
at down to earth prices
At Angels
cleaning service

 
Outside a muffler shop
This Job Is Exhausting

 
In a Liquor Store
For fun on the 4th,
Buy a 5th on the 3rd

 
Dead People's Things
For Sale
 Outside an Antique Shop
in Florida

 
~ NOTICE ~
NO STAKING OR DIGGING WITHOUT  WRITTEN APPROVAL
In a church cemetery
in the Florida
panhandle

 
In Missouri at Lake
Wappapello
is a road sign
* WARNING *
ROAD ENDS IN WATER

 
We may not have ice cream
but we have the best
Sundays in town!
Outside
a Lutheran Church
in Narberth, PA

 
The Bare Necessities
 A lingerie shop
in Watertown, N Y 

 
MY KARMA
JUST RAN OVER
YOUR DOGMA
A bumper sticker

 
A bumper sticker
If all else fails,
lower your standards

 
A street sign at an entrance
to a graveyard in Metuchen, NJ
Dead End

 
Telephone company ad
We got you by the calls

 
 On a liquor store truck
in New York
 Spirits Low?
Call Us!

 
 On electrician's van
in Tamaqua, PA
 Watts My Line

 
 On a RV in Florida
 BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE

 
 Bumper Sticker
 ~ CAUTION ~
Driver legally blonde

 
Sign from a pub
in Ireland



   
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