Actual Signs Page 5

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PAGE 5
AND YET STILL MORE
SIGNS OF THE TIMES
~ Actual signs as reported ~
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ASHES OF COMPLAINING PATIENTS

In a doctors office,
on an urn

On the highway in Illinois proclaiming a gas station

Pass-N-Gas

Name of funeral homes
in Buffalo, NY

AMIGONE

In the Pennsylvania
Poconos

EMERGENCY EXIT EMPLOYEES ONLY

At a diner in Brisbane, Australia

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COME IN AND EAT BEFORE WE
BOTH STARVE

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Outside a pet supply
store....

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Now Hiring
Bunnies
$15.95

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EARS PIERCED WHILE YOU WAIT !

At a shopping mall

GONE FISHING
NO WAY, CATCHING

In a shop window

SLOW MEN
WORKING

On a state vehicle

Curl Up And Dye

The name of a Beauty Salon
in Shannon, Ireland

The signs on US Post Office
doors read
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A blind person cannot read the
sign, so wouldn't just a
NO DOGS ALLOWED
sign suffice?

NO DOGS ALLOWED

EXCEPT
SEEING EYE
DOGS

As you approach the cemetery, near the end of lane
a road sign reads

DEAD END

Seen in Men's bathrooms at a motel
over a urinal
in Denver, Colorado

WE AIM TO PLEASE
WILL YOU AIM TOO PLEASE

North 441

South 321

The road signs
on the route between
Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge

CRAMALOT INN

Sign on a storage facility

LEADING
THE WAY
TO BETTER
HEALTH

At a doctors office,
a very large sign promoting
the various departments
of a local hospital,
at the bottom it said

Stand closer
it's not as long as you think

At urinal in men's restroom of restaurant

ALL UNATTENDED CHILDREN
WILL BE GIVEN
A FREE KITTEN

Sign on counter

Only in South Africa

TRESPASSERS WILL BE
SHOT, SURVIVORS
WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

Only in South Africa

Only in South Africa

Which way?

Only in South Africa

Notice the fence,
and post?

Only in South Africa

This must be
a rough road

The other language
is Dutch

Only in South Africa

SUPPORT OUR
HOOKERS
CALL FOR
A TOW JOB

Underneath the back window
of the cab of a tow truck
they painted this slogan

In the window of
Jerome The Florist
in Barre , Vermont

COME ON IN,
JUST FOR THE
SMELL OF IT

On church building

Jesus is coming soon...
Quick,
everybody look busy!

Nickel Automotive
Quality cars
u can afford

In Colorado

WATER

At a park on the shore
of Lake Michigan
It faced the park with nothing
but the lake behind it.

At rest stop in the Manassas area the sign on the stall door

and under it another said

Hang purse on the hook

Don't hang purse on hook

BLIND PEOPLE
USE CROSSWALK

In Tennesse near a Blind School, a sign written in black and white

Buy American

Bumper sticker on a Toyota

WE HAVE CRAPPY BAIT

On bait and
tackle store.

On a dental office door

No soliciting or
snacking between meals

At a beauty parlour

Hair dresser needed.
Apply at car wash!

Outside a liquor store
in Lake Station IN.

Liquor,
She'll Love It !

A street sign in Emporia, Kansas. After many comments he said they make the S. for South with a much smaller letter s.

S. Exchange St.

THE BEST PLACE
TO PLUG A HOLE

Outside of a flat fix
shop in New York

PLEASE DON'T PEE
IN OUR POOL,
WE DON'T SWIM
IN YOUR TOILET

On the fence
surrounding a neighbors swimming pool

Do Not Step
On Wet
Invisible Line

In the VA Hospital in Little Rock, Ark. in the halls.
(The wet invisible line was a pathway for the robot that delivers mail on the first floor.)

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