Actual Signs Page 5
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PAGE 5
AND YET STILL MORE
SIGNS OF THE TIMES
~ Actual signs as reported ~
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ASHES OF COMPLAINING PATIENTS
In a doctors office,
on an urn

 
On the highway in Illinois proclaiming a gas station 
Pass-N-Gas

 
Name of funeral homes
in Buffalo, NY
AMIGONE

 
In the Pennsylvania
Poconos
EMERGENCY EXIT EMPLOYEES ONLY

 
At a diner in Brisbane, Australia
~*~
COME IN AND EAT BEFORE WE
BOTH STARVE
~*~

 
Outside a pet supply
store.... 
~*~
Now Hiring
Bunnies
$15.95
~*~

 
EARS PIERCED WHILE YOU WAIT !
At a shopping mall

 
GONE FISHING
NO WAY, CATCHING
In a shop window

 
SLOW MEN
WORKING
On a state vehicle

 
Curl Up And Dye
The name of a Beauty Salon
in Shannon, Ireland

 
The signs on US Post Office
doors read
~*~
A blind person cannot read the
sign, so wouldn't  just a
NO DOGS ALLOWED
sign suffice?
NO DOGS ALLOWED

EXCEPT
SEEING EYE
DOGS


 
As you approach the cemetery, near the end of lane
a road sign reads 
DEAD END

 
Seen in Men's bathrooms at a motel
over a urinal
in Denver, Colorado
WE AIM TO PLEASE
WILL YOU AIM TOO PLEASE

 
North 441
South 321
The road signs
on the route between
Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge 

 
CRAMALOT INN
Sign on a storage facility

 
LEADING
THE WAY
TO BETTER
HEALTH
At a doctors office,
a very large sign promoting
the various departments
of a local hospital,
at the bottom it said

 
Stand closer
it's not as long as you think
At urinal in men's restroom of restaurant

 
ALL UNATTENDED CHILDREN
WILL BE GIVEN
A FREE KITTEN
Sign on counter

 
Only in South Africa

TRESPASSERS WILL BE
SHOT, SURVIVORS
WILL BE SHOT AGAIN


 
Only in South Africa

 
Only in South Africa

 
Only in South Africa

Which way?


 
Only in South Africa

Notice the fence,
and post?


 
Only in South Africa

This must be
a rough road

The other language
is Dutch


 
Only in South Africa

 
SUPPORT OUR
HOOKERS
CALL FOR
A TOW JOB
Underneath the back window
of the cab of  a tow truck
they painted this slogan

 
In the window of
Jerome The Florist
in Barre , Vermont
COME ON IN,
JUST FOR THE
SMELL OF IT

 
On church building
Jesus is coming soon...
Quick,
everybody look busy!

 
Nickel Automotive
Quality cars
u can afford
In Colorado

 
WATER
At a park on the shore
of Lake Michigan 
It faced the park with nothing
but the lake behind it.

 
At rest stop in the Manassas area the sign on the stall door

and under it another said 

J
Hang purse on the hook
Don't hang purse on hook

 
BLIND PEOPLE
USE CROSSWALK
In Tennesse near a Blind School,  a sign   written  in black and white

 
Buy American
Bumper sticker on a Toyota

 
WE HAVE CRAPPY BAIT
On bait and
tackle store. 

 
On a dental office door
No soliciting or
snacking between meals

 
At a beauty parlour
Hair dresser needed.
Apply at car wash!

 
Outside a liquor store
in Lake Station IN.
Liquor,
She'll Love It !

 
A street sign in Emporia, Kansas.  After many comments he said they make the S. for South with a much smaller letter s.
S. Exchange St.

 
THE BEST PLACE
TO PLUG A HOLE
Outside of a flat fix
shop in New York

 
PLEASE DON'T PEE
IN OUR POOL,
WE DON'T SWIM
IN YOUR TOILET
On the fence
surrounding a neighbors swimming pool

 
Do Not Step
On Wet
Invisible Line
In the VA Hospital in Little Rock, Ark. in the halls. 
(The wet invisible line was a pathway for the robot that delivers mail on the first floor.)



 
 
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