Actual Signs Page 3

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STILL MORE
SIGNS OF THE TIMES
~ Actual signs as reported ~
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Customers who consider
our waitresses uncivil
ought to see the manager.

In a New York
restaurant

Outside a country shop

We buy junk
and sell antiques.

Bingo Friday night
at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday
at 7:30pm

In a pet shop window

The more people I meet, the more I like dogs.

In my neighbours
front window

ATTENTION
FIREFIGHTERS
Please save the animals.
This house has 6 cats

In front of
a junk yard building

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DRIVE RECKLESS!
IT HELPS
BUSINESS!

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TATOOS DONE
WHILE YOU WAIT

In the window of
a tattoo parlor

FOR SALE
BUY OWNER

In front of a house

CUSTOMERS WANTED
NO EXPERIENCE
NECESSARY

Dear God
Please make me the
kind of person that
my dog thinks I am ,
Amen

Framed sign seen
in a pet shop

A sign on a tow truck

We meet by accident

In the window of an intimate apparel shop

Just like the government,
we give aid to
under-developed areas

The sign in a local discount store

Low prices are born here
and raised elsewhere

Our ryes have
seen the glory!

In a bakery window

A Flush Beats
a Full House
Anytime !

In Las Vegas Nevada
a sign on a plumbers truck

If we can't fix it,
It's broke!

On a Mechanics Shop
in Salt Lake City Utah

Our aim is to keep
this place clean,
your aim will help.

A sign above the urinal
in the men's room

My dog can make it
to the gate in 5 seconds.
Can you ?

Picture of
Doberman guard dog
with spike collar

Worms and Perms.

Sign outside a combination
Tackle & Bait Shop
and Beauty Parlor

Please wait for
the hostess to be seated.

In a pizza parlor

On the back
of a hearse

Keep drinking and driving,
It's good for our business.

Caution:
Blind Man Driving

On a van of a Venetian blind company
(advertising on the side)
and on the rear

PLEASE GO AWAY

On a travel agency

Outside a
gas station / diner
on Rte.17 in NY

Eat Here - Get Gas

Come on in,
we'll toast your buns!

The outside sign on
a Denny's restaurant on a Winter's evening in Richmond, Indiana

By a playground area

Near a curve in the road

Drive slow
children

Outside a summer camp for children

NO FOOD ALLOWED

Posted in the window
of a "Subway" sandwich shop
in Brooklyn, NY

On a septic tank cleaning
service in NH.
The side of every truck
carries their slogan

We're #1
in the #2 business

Sparks and Burns
Insurance

In front of an insurance
company window
in Wildwood N.J.

On a port a potty
in giants stadium
in New Jersey

I'm a Beautician
NOT a Magician

In beauty salons that say

On entering the Lion Country Safari in Florida
there is a sign

TRESPASSERS
WILL BE EATEN

A sign outside a church

ch__ch
what's missing?
ur

On interstate 95

Buses and two passenger
car pools only!

In scottsdale Arizona
on the side
of a septic truck

Your crap is
our bread and butter!

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